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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hotboyproblems

merkonan:

asleepontheceiling:

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauce

hotboyproblems Source: stripedsweater
gushandgofrackyourself
ofmoonlightandthesun:
“ smis-happens:
“ edens-blog:
“ brendonbrandon:
“ she-who-shall-not-be-laid:
“ mhalachai:
“ patrickthomson:
“ this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
”
Yeah that’d probably handle a...

ofmoonlightandthesun:

smis-happens:

edens-blog:

brendonbrandon:

she-who-shall-not-be-laid:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

gushandgofrackyourself Source: patrickthomson